Long before time had a name diddy, Maria passed on his freaky powers to his 4 students Mitaka Aziz, Lostlove, Kid Reno and Jadeite. They went on a quest to touch as many kids as possible and jade came out on top Lostlove the ultimate stalker tried rizzing up the diddy SPINJITSU master jade but she molded a mountain into the shape of a dih and said "pegging time" and sent him 10 deadly backshots brick by brick till he became emo then went through the freaky wild card and came out GAY After jade touched all the kids in the land Mitaka Aziz made a competitive ranked gooner competition where Maria came out as a final opponent and their battle was so legendary baby oil was flying everywhere. Jadeite was left feeling empty cuz no one could compete with her kid touching skills so she summoned diddy from the depths of hell to have one last battle they touched so many kids they fused and became one singular horror creature built like godzilla but with a BBL the world was in terror from the amount of kids getting groped by the diddy x jade chemical reaction tentacles and no one could stop them then Lostlove woke up from his wet dream.
Nyxe-kobi was suffering from chronic unemployment. He needed the holy thing known as grass so he went out to find some, but his room was never ending, walking through the never ending hentai girls that were checking him out. He realised the ONLY WAY to stop this from happening is to turn GAY so he became fruity af but instead of the girls leaving they turned into giant femboys then he cried and cried until he smiled and started to enjoy it and then he never left his house. WhiteLotus was on the bench for the Neo jerkolist league watching his teammates out-goon the competition but cuz of his "onlyfans" the master noel Maria said "put that thicc nigga on and let's see what he can do". Lotus realising he can't bust a full load yet did an assist to a big buff black dude by handjobbing him giving him 15 million aura. In the next game he discovered gooning-meta-vision that allows him to see the critical veins on his dih that he should play with for maximum effect but he realised his stamina is too ahh so he assisted all the bigg buff men and got his ahh a 19 million aura salary after weeks of intense Jerking, lotus scores his first load and many more to come. We cut to Akvyu in another match busting 3 TIMES!!! SCORING a gooner hatrick saying "be ready nigga I got my diddy predator eye on you"
THE FINAL MATCH UP TEAM DIDDY MUNICH VS PXJAMESCHARLESDIH
J.knight after looking at anime tits gets so lost in the milk he falls asleep and wakes up in the depths of hell sleeping between a giant godzilla sized goth baddies chest but she's getting a tattoo so he feels all the pain but turns buff af and now he comes out the depression card buff with his hair down as a starting defensive mid gooner for gooner Munich. Nyxe-kobi after beating it to a onlyfans girl tries to shoot his shot at her by saying "TAKE MY WALLET PLEASE PLEASE" but instead of money coming out his wallet bugs come flying out and a massive negative aura sign pops up above his head He has flashbacks to when he was destined to be the gooner warrior but Akvyu took his spot So for vengeance he tries to out goon him (THEY HAVE A EPIC SHOWDOWN) BUT Akvyu's aura is too much for him He falls down in the dumps crying like Nagi.
To be continued in "Is bro a cuck"
After crying Nyxe-kobi is considering being a cuck but he sees someone gooning like crazy on the field, IT'S WhiteLotus training his team gooner Munich to beat Akvyu's team WhiteLotus. DOES A DIRECT NUT STRAIGHT INTO ANRI!!!! Nyxe-kobi after seeing this decides he will create the world's best gooner PROMOTED FROM CUCK TO MAID!!!! Nyxe-kobi handjobs WhiteLotus with all his might showing off his maid skills. The two do a crazy dick high five as Nyxe-kobi joins gooner Munich as a MAID PASSER
To be continued in: Gooner Munich showdown
Charls was into midget porn but suddenly his heart stopped as he checked his height and he was in fact the exact same height as the femboy he was watching he fell to his knees and said "DAMMIT!!!!!" 2 years later he is now starting for Akvyu's team providing insane level handjobs. Jadeite after doing 9/11 figures out she's attracted to planes so she proceeds to say "she could give a flying fuck" while pegging and giving the most devious backshots to a plane then she asked Charls to fly it while they flew off into the sunset. Jadeite grew a microsized cock that she used to fuck chickens she was known world wide as the deadly devious "chicken fucker" so they baited her with KFC (well well well) and once she tried sticking her dih in the family bucket the FBI said "FIRE!" and shot 100 bullets to her cock then in a rage she showed her true form. GROWING WINGS, LOSING TEETH, AND TURNING BALD!!! She flew into the sky and gave the FBI blue balls. Everyone was in panic but the team had one more ace up their sleeve. EMPLOYMENT!!! After seeing the word "job" jade starts to turn into dust and goes back in her man cave where lost love is hiding in her closet and Charls is preparing the super diddy midget premium wedding
ItzSafWan went on a mission to find milk but instead he saw a crazy hung bull and they had a showdown exchanging handjobs saf has no choice but to use his ultimate weapon, THE TWISTY WESTERN DIH GRIP 90000!! After sucking it up like a vacuum and cleaning the bull saf faces another deadly opponent, A FUCKING LEACH CRAWLED UP HIS ASS!!! The leach is sucking the blood out of safs booty like a vampire who's gotta pay the motherfucking rent. Saf has no choice but to finger his asshole till it comes out
a few inches later…
Saf finally gets the leach out his ass and collapses on the floor only to wake up in a strange basement. He is tied up by J.Knight who's forcing him to beat it to femboys who are under 4 feet. J.Knight plays "beat it by Michael Jackson" while saf is grunting and panting from his intense jerking.And then he passes out
Junnie is pimped out by diddy and sent to the tentacle dungeon where she grabs the baby oil and let's her freak take over while diddy is posting this on his onlyfans gets Junnie some money but when she looks a bit closer it's actually chocolate coins that diddy proceeds to shove up her roblox avatar in diddy rivals
Jadeite, Lostlove and fw_toji thought they were the MC's until they got spawned in my super freak cage where I made them perform oral sex on each other without nutting and had a string attached to their private parts so whenever they were disobedient,s I'd pull it and make them feel red balls and continue edging them off until they begged for mercy and my way of showing mercy was writing them in a goblin hentai where they got ruthlessly pegged by female goblins for all eternity.
Lostlove told the writer of his gooning life not to ping him so instead of pinging him I made a ping pong player go crazy with his balls doing back hands to his coconuts while shoving a WII steering wheel up his ass and played Mario kart w it
Jadeite‘s mental ahh is crashing out over lemons so charls gave her his homemade lemonade with extra zest and nut to calm her down but that just made her even more fruity and that's why Charls gets pegged
Maria created freakjago and casted her gay porn to the family TV which made her whole family kick her out the house and this is where she creates the freak temple brick by brick as a safe home for all the freaks. Maria was sitting on her super diddy freaky throne looking down on the jerkmate scrubs who only lasted 10 seconds she knew that even with 1000 vibrating dildos she'd still last longer than every gooner on jerkmate until ItzSafWan came and 1v1'd her. ItzSafWan didn't even nut after the match it is speculated he might have a specialty in edging. Maria goes home and trains like rocky to last longer while gooning
TBC: MIDGET VS GODZILLA PORN
Fw_toji after beating his wife decides he NEEDS to be a gentleman so this smooth criminal's first text to rizz up Maria is.... "How's ur period bbg" Maria blushes so hard you'd think the nigga turned into a pig as she gracefully let's the 13 year old hit. Meanwhile Lostlove is battling Charls's for jade pickaxe supremacy they go at it like crazy. Lost love uses his height to flex while charls uses his nonchalant powers to rizz up lostlove. THEY HAVE CRAZY SEX!!!!
Whitelotus and Akvyu had their ultimate gooning battle where fw_toji provided lotus the double twister 3000 with extra tip topspin that made him nut straight into the goal. Then Akvyu pulled out his dih and grew a pimple on it and screamed at Lostlove to pop the pimple then nut went flying everywhere. Lostlove and fw_toji formed a golden x shower chemical reaction pissing into the goal to end the jerkmate final 2-1.
AFTER Whitelotus OUT GOONS Akvyu, WE CUT TO ANOTHER GAME WHERE WE SEE ItzSafWan GETTING RAPED BY Joshyy THE DARK KNIGHT BBC NONCHALANT DREAD HEAD BOOTY KING!!!HE USES THE POWER OF POPPING UP IN BROS SUGGESTIONS AND BUSTS OUT 10 NUTS IN ONE JERK RIGHT IN ItzSafWan's EYE. ItsSafWan sadly falls to the ground and dies touching his throbbing dih 💔
Mini ep
Draco took the legendary writer Mikz's dih raw on BBC news worldwide with pitbulls eating his ahh in a ball pit sponsored by redbull while I proceeded to leave my seed in his armpits
Back to the lore…
Akvyu, fw_toji, Maria, Lostlove, Junnie, draco, Jadeite and Whitelotusall attend ItzSafWan's funeral after getting his cheeks clapped to death by Joshyy! Everyone feels a tear running down their leg (it's white) and everyone proceeds to eat out his cake and goon all over him for 24 hours straight creating the ultimate fap tribute to saf
Junnie goons to chubby deku while having chip dust on her fingers then she hears a knock from deku and they fuck like crazy!! Junnie goes god mode and her hair turns white then she pulls out the strap and pegs deku making his cheeks clap so hard it sends a echo through the entire universe sending signals to aliens that invade earth to watch deku get his back blown out at 2x speed with a remote shoved up his ass and a playstation controller in 4k.
Mitaka Aziz mind controlled Jadeite into touching Whitelotus inappropriately. Mitaka Aziz is actually a international level gooner on jerkmate he's so skilled in the arts of gooning he has to switch VPNz to conquer every country on jerkmate
Lostlove actually used to be called lost_Lust cuz he was so lost in the lust he wanted to milk a cow with his mouth imagining it's Jadeite. He edged to Mitaka Aziz so hard he became his loyal femboy and did the dirty work for him like cleaning his ball cheese and being a personal cock table. His emo ahh studied the arts of diddy manipulation on little girls, then created the master plan of saying his over 6 foot in order to pull more femboys on jerkmate He also wears clown makeup and spanks himself while roleplaying as the joker And he also has 20000 files worth of batman porn And he's also wanted in every country He's also committed every crime ever He's also pornhubs target audience
Mini lore…
Jadeite jerked it sooooo hard doing butterfly clicks and jitter clicks to her dih that she injured her wrist
Written by kdaui